If you’re looking for a good pub review, consider a Kiwi writer’s attempt. His lack of social skills is evident in the way he describes pubs, comparing them to the alien bar in Star Wars and university pubs. His reviews often lack the bite and charm of an experienced writer, and they tend to compare pubs to the worst places on Earth. Instead of describing the experience in a positive light, his reviews are filled with complaints about the taste and service.
