If you’ve ever read a pub review, you probably remember the Kiwi writer who wrote it. He lacks social skills and compares English pubs to the alien bar in Star Wars. His descriptions include hurling beer glasses, screaming at a blackboard advertising specials, and cursing the owner. That’s exactly what you don’t want to read. Read on for some tips on how to write an excellent pub review. Whether you’re reviewing an English pub or an Irish pub, here are a few things to keep in mind before composing your own.